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Quick + Easy Bio Generator

Can we all agree? Writing bios is the worst. Not only is there that nagging feeling of having done nothing important, but there's the terrible sense of "I know what I need to say to make myself seem impressive, but that doesn't really represent me as an artist."

Bio Generator Title

So let's just all skip it. Here's a bio generator that will get the job done without all the BS. Just fill in the following text and call it a day! (Tip: Do not over think this. We're talking "first word that pops into your head" here.)

Please please please, if you make a bio, come back and share it here in the comments. We all thank you in advance.


QUICK & EASY BIO GENERATOR

YOUR FIRST NAME
YOUR LAST NAME
ADJECTIVE
YOUR OCCUPATION I.E. "CELLIST" "COMPOSER" "PRESENTER" "PERFORMER"
PRESTIGIOUS PUBLICATION
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
VERB FOR YOUR WORK ENDING IN "ER" I.E. "PERFORMER" "COMPOSER" "PRESENTER"
ADJECTIVE
PLACE
COLOR
NOUN
SOUND
NOUN
PUNCTUATION I.E. !?
YEAR
CELEBRITY
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
OCCUPATION
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
ADVERB
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
YOUR GENDER PREFERENCE PRONOUN, HIS OR HER
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

Thank you to MadTakes for providing the tool for our new fabulous bios!!

4 comments:

  1. Brendan Nguyen is a Precipitous Pianist hailed by the Sex Blog From 2006 as "Blue... Weathered... a Drinking Perfection." Nguyen is a Tubular performer of Radical music and has collaborated with the The Caribbean Orchestra, Black Music Ensemble, the Woofs Catheter? Festival, and was the 1645 prizewinner of the Matt Damon Competition for Carnivorous Donkeys. When Nguyen is not being a very busy and sought after Pianist, Nguyen can be found Trucking, Frolicking, or Interestingly Spelunking on His Loving Cockring.

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  2. Tatiana Valentin is a Cute Graphic Artist hailed by the NY Times as "Fuzzy... Soft... a Running Artist." Valentin is a Silky Designer of Solid music and has collaborated with the LA Orchestra, White Silk Ensemble, the Running Water Planet! Festival, and was the 2023 prizewinner of the Tom Hardy Competition for Babe Kittens. When Valentin is not being a very busy and sought after Lover, Valentin can be found Defending, Lusting, or Quickly Smoothing on Her Cute Dog.

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  3. Trish Smith is a Enthusiastic TV Producer hailed by the CBC as "Passionate... Dynamic... a Working Honesty." Smith is a Sparkling PRODUCER of Happy music and has collaborated with the Toronto Orchestra, Purple Pride Ensemble, the Boo Quebec! Festival, and was the 2009 prizewinner of the Jessica Alba Competition for Substantial Rivers. When Smith is not being a very busy and sought after Executive, Smith can be found FREEING, Smiling, or Eagerly Treating on Her Important Trust.

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  4. Rob is a Creative Musician hailed by the Newham Recorder as "Electrifying... Intruiging... a Lulling Keyboard." DesRoches is a Entrancing Performer of Startling music and has collaborated with the London, U.K. Orchestra, Blue Dial Up Modem Ensemble, the Chirping Stage!! Festival, and was the 2017 prizewinner of the Tori Amos Competition for Raspy Autumn Ravens. When DesRoches is not being a very busy and sought after Door-To-Door Salesman, DesRoches can be found Imagining, Loving, or Unabashedly Soaring on His Fragile Nature.

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