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Quick + Easy Bio Generator

Can we all agree? Writing bios is the worst. Not only is there that nagging feeling of having done nothing important, but there's the terrible sense of "I know what I need to say to make myself seem impressive, but that doesn't really represent me as an artist."

Bio Generator Title

So let's just all skip it. Here's a bio generator that will get the job done without all the BS. Just fill in the following text and call it a day! (Tip: Do not over think this. We're talking "first word that pops into your head" here.)

Please please please, if you make a bio, come back and share it here in the comments. We all thank you in advance.


QUICK & EASY BIO GENERATOR

YOUR FIRST NAME
YOUR LAST NAME
ADJECTIVE
YOUR OCCUPATION I.E. "CELLIST" "COMPOSER" "PRESENTER" "PERFORMER"
PRESTIGIOUS PUBLICATION
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
VERB FOR YOUR WORK ENDING IN "ER" I.E. "PERFORMER" "COMPOSER" "PRESENTER"
ADJECTIVE
PLACE
COLOR
NOUN
SOUND
NOUN
PUNCTUATION I.E. !?
YEAR
CELEBRITY
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
OCCUPATION
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
ADVERB
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
YOUR GENDER PREFERENCE PRONOUN, HIS OR HER
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

Thank you to MadTakes for providing the tool for our new fabulous bios!!

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